Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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