- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

david weres the slug gone

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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