What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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