How do you make a little girl cry?

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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