- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's the deal with brown?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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