What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Your mom went to college

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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