Religion.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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