- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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