why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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96

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Queens Park rangers

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Women's rights

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Tony Romo

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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