What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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1+1=2

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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