- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

aodhan hearty

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Oh, go away

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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