Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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