- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

L's I's that took Viagra.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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