How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Burp

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

a man walked into a bar....

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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