- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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