- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Once upon a time, The end.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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