What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

A person from Singapore eats

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Please? No.

what tall and looks like a jew?

once you go black your credit goes wack

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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