- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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