- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

I will create more jobs for americans

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

this site is an antijoke

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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