What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

taking out the trash... at night

Chuck Norris Dies.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Whats white? A fridge

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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