Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

I drive a 'rarri

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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