Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Justin Bieber

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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