Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Smelly Indians.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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I need to start studying.

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Thats what she said

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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