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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

roses are red violets are indigo

test

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

FUCK THE JEWS

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

KOOKABURRA

Where's my tractor?

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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