Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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