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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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