Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

thumb_up thumb_down +18

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock Come in! :)

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +16

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops