You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Obama walks into a hospital....

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

I'm HIV positive.

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