what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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A man... walks.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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