Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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