Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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