How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Anti Joke

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