- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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