Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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you first

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Wanna here a good joke?

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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