What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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