- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Tim and Eric

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

wael.. nuff said

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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