- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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