why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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