if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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