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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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