- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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