Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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