- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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