- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

david weres the slug gone

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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