- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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