A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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