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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

why did the man die? he was shot

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

69.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A woman wears a dress.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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