A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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im @ work, LOL.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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