- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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