Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Anti Joke

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