Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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women rights

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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