- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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