A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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