- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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