Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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I drive a 'rarri

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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