- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

aodhan hearty

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Oh, go away

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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