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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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