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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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