- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Dance is a sport

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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