Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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feminine literature

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Women's rights.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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