whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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