Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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