Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Mitt Romney

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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this is not a drill.

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i like it in the mouth

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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aa

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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