- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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