- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

... Chan chan

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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