- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Vote this down and get DOXED

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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