Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

British Dentistry

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Justin Bieber's mother.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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