- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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