- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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