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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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