- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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