- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist