- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two planes walk into an office building

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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