like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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