- Anti Joke

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What's 9+10? 19