- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats white? A fridge

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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