- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

human centipede

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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