- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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