- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Thats what she said

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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