- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Prostitution is bad.......

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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