- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

what is 3+3= 8

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Thats what she said

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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