- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick