- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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