- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Horse with a chair on his head.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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