I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

7+5=12

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What can fly? Lots of things

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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