- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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