Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Corn Muffins

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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