- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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