what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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