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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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