- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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