Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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your mother

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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