What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

I once did something.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

I'm 4 and what is this?

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Black people having a Job.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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