How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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WILLY

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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