- Anti Joke

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

I have suicidal thoughts

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

homosexuals are gay

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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