- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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