four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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A shark ate your mom

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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