- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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