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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

what is 3+3= 8

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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