knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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