What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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men

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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