What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Corn Muffins

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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