whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Sarah Palin

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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